What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why am I always so tired, no matter how much I sleep?

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Is it true that most women like alpha males?

-”Ah so!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What options are available for obtaining prescribed medicine if you are in therapy, do not have insurance, but need them for functioning well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

A View to a Kill

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

Why can't flat-Earthers create an agency like NASA to explore Earth to prove it is flat? What's preventing them from doing so?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

Why are American women so ugly nowadays?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What do you think of a parent telling their adult child to “keep their personal life to themselves” in relation to talking to them? No reason they should say that it was mean what should I do?